By Mr YTP (Mitchell Krause) –
Back by popular demand, some thoughts from yours truly on the current state of a few issues, I have finally come down from Magic Millions in January and back to reality and don’t I wake up to nothing short of a complete and utter fuck around.
Peter V’landys or whatever halfwit has ruined the NRL needs and uppercut, its turned into C Grade Social Wednesday night Oztag. Somebody get Reg Reagan on the buzzer and lets turn back the clock to when another man could headbutt someone without a please explain. Imagine only being able to go to the races sober, not floating above your body. Thats whats the NRL is doing to us, they are forcing us to watch sober games with no spice, everything needs spice.
Next thing you will be trying to force feed me Womens State Of Origin or a Paul Gallen fight. My counterpart Jack who runs this show is a proper Diehard Sharks fan, he is still a punish when we drink he brings up the Sharks Grand Final win from what seems like 10 years ago now and how they did it right, didn’t go and buy one….now look at them….
Toot Toot G-Train. Last time I was happier than seen his get knocked out was the birth of my son.
My usual Saturday afternoon donation to the most corrupt organisation in the game has reached new heights, and no I’m not talking about the Catholic Church, I am talking about Sportsbet. I haven’t been able to tip a jar lately, I have been blaming jockeys, the weather, the horses float on the way to the races , the weather again. Sent Sportsbet a message asking for some bonus bets but apparently, I don’t qualify, I can guarantee you if I gave some other cunt $500 every Saturday he would at least give me a bonus reach around or at least a pat on the back.
Its not like I am asking them to chop their arm off, to be honest I am going to give it straight back to them with not much more of a profitable outcome than a loss. I did get close to a winner a few weeks back though, until Vega One ridden by the Goddess of Horse Racing Jamie Kah decided to sprout wings or grew a jet burner out its arse and crushed them dreams quickly, but as I have told you all before….Keep Fucking Punting.
I am an avid NFL supporter, I love to gamble on most American sports but especially the NFL. There is something about a corrupt global entity that really catches my eye but this one is special. A lot of big money moves made over the off season but not my Green Bay Packers, all we have done is pissed off our Superstar Quarterback to the point he only wants to host fucking Jeopardy. But in saying that I will gamble on it all regardless, its only a rort if ya not involved. Just ask Lebron James,
He whinged about the play in game only to be knocked out in the first round by Phoenix Suns team who were all sucked off at some stage by some Alize thot who was interviewed on the ‘No Jumper’ Podcast hosted by Adam22, that clip can be found here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrzWrH-Vi_k , its a wild story of redemption and power.
There was no real meaning or point to this article, more just a little check in to let you all know I am still kicking and my mindset from ‘THAT’ viral video hasn’t altered at all. Jack and I are striving to bring you an A grade product that him and I are both proud of. We appreciate the support and this may become a regular occurrence if enough people in the world piss me off. Over and Out and remember, Keep Fucking Punting!!!
Yeah The Punt 